A tip of the Evil Empire crown goes to legendary performer, director and all-around perv RICK SAVAGE, who in his secret identity as a mild-mannered porn reporter keeps spreading the E.A. good nudes around the planet.

Here’s two sweet write-ups Rick recently did for Japanese skin mag BACHELOR, touting the gooey glories of RAUL CHRISTIAN’s PRIME CUTS 5, as well as CHRISTOPH CLARK’s HUNGARIAN ANGELS. How do we know they’re sweet, since nobody in the office reads kanji? Well, Rick says they are, translating the final verdict on HUNGARIAN ANGELS thusly:

“This is a very exciting anal adventure with all the scenes containing a minimum of three performers, LOTS of variety to the positions and variety to the actions, spurting, gaping, ATM, INTENSE anal fucking and all captured by Christoph