John Stagliano, the man credited with popularizing porn’s gonzo revolution with the seminal Adventures of Buttman, displayed his filmmaking range and proved once and for all that story driven features can pack the erotic intensity and sexual excitement often missing from big budget adult movies.
Stagliano’s liner notes reveal the inspiration: “In the shadows of your mind, a distant memory of sexual awakening refuses to die. Perhaps it was the first strip club you ever walked into. The erotic tension was so thick you could hardly breathe. In Shadow Dancers, I turn my most intense erotic memories, born in the dark corners of strip clubs, into visual reality. This is the story of a man’s search for that ultimate long lost turn on. This was Evil Angel at the start, finding its way.”
From AVN’s AAAA review (highest rating in 1990): “Shadow Dancers I & II is Stagliano’s epic statement of the dance, the tease, and female body worship. Sex doesn’t just roll off a bed in these two features, it’s monumentally orchestrated. This may well go down as an adult classic.”
Shadow Dancers I & II is a double-disc DVD with cumshot recap, photo galleries, cast list and filmographies.

Jamie Gillis is dead.

I first saw Jamie Gillis in the early ’70s, sometimes in 35mm films at the Pussycat Theaters, but mostly in cheap 16mm films at dive movie houses on East Hollywood Boulevard, one dollar to get in. He was the one guy in the movie you were always sure was enjoying himself. There was not an ounce of bullshit in his sexual performance. His dick was always hard, even when left without female attention, patiently waiting under the constant movement of the bottom two fingers on his left hand; I remember thinking once that I had never seen him soft.

In 1989 when I was preparing to shoot the first Buttman scene, I knew that this was the guy to play Eddie, the pervert lead. I knew because when I was in an orgy with him in 1983 he positioned himself on the floor under this new, young girl so she could sit on his face. I had never seen anyone love asshole like him. I was so in awe of meeting him. There was a new, young girl in that orgy that I had been paired with. I had a feeling Jamie really liked her, so I pushed her over to him as a gift to the master. She didn’t regret it. He thanked me later, wow.

There is the story that when he lived with Serena, the nubile redhead porn star of the mid ’70s, he would always kiss her goodbye in the morning by kissing her asshole.

And there was the 1986 XRCO Awards show. An 18-year-old Careena Collins, in a skimpy white dress with her ass jutting out, walks by me, and before I can put my tongue back in my mouth she’s talking to Jamie. Then they were gone, to commit some unspeakable act of exquisite ass obsession.  Eight years later the two of them sat in my living room together watching the Super Bowl, talking about student-teacher relationships.

I am credited with doing the first gonzo movies, but what is called gonzo today really was done first by Jamie. He came up with the “Dirty Debutantes” concept of interviewing girls before a sex scene.  He did “On The Prowl” before I shot him in the first Buttman scene, in 1989.

Jamie is part of the first generation of porn stars. We knew almost nothing about the erotic arts before him.

Buttman has been busy. Besides shooting and editing scenes for his own upcoming movies (more on those in a moment), he’s uncovered a treasure chest of new, ass-flavored gems for the Buttman Magazine Choice line.

In his long porn career, director/performer Steve Holmes has become a great practitioner of the semi-acrobatic double-penetration scenes where nasty sluts take cocks simultaneously up their cunts and assholes. Now he’s put a bevy of his best such scenes into “Graphic DP,” so we asked Steve what he thinks makes a great DP scene. “I always compare porn with ballroom dancing,” he offers. “It is an art to make it look easy. And as in dancing, the guy is leading to make the girl shine. In a DP you have two guys who are used to lead, and they have to work together. That’s what makes it an adventure. You never know exactly what you will get.” Steve is obviously some kind of Renaissance man. The scenes in “Graphic DP” — all 11 of ’em! — were selected on the basis of the lustful enthusiasm of the ladies being penetrated. “All the girls really want to have both holes stuffed, and the guys are more than happy to oblige,” says our sage of dual-dick debauchery. And what could be sweeter than a double-stuffed tart?

“Big Butt Attack 7” is our newest release from Cruel Media. “Fans of this series can rest assured that ‘BBA7’ meets every single government requirement for over-the-top, kick-ass, nasty porn,” promises producer Mike Chapman. “The first scene sets the tone here; you have the aptly named Renee Pornero getting gang-banged by three guys with dicks in all holes, and believe me, good times were had by all. Also you can expect to see hella stellar performances from unbreakable Euro babes like Claudia Rossi, Claudia Ferrari, Cora Carina. It’s about as wild and crazy as any ass-oriented [video] on the market, absolutely full of smashing action.”

OK, we said Buttman’s been busy. His latest turn as fetish provocateur, “Buttman’s Stretch Class 4,” comes soon on DVD and features Anita Blue. Also, John has lately taken to creating live porn spectacle on his www.Buttman.com Website. A recent online encounter with lusty Kristina Rose and lovely Aurora Snow, joined by the adorable Nicki Hunter, will be immortalized in the upcoming “Live Gonzo” DVD (not to be confused with Ted Nugent’s semi-classic “Double Live Gonzo” album from the 1970s.) So busy finding cool butt-centric movies for BMC, working on content for Buttman.com, Buttman Magazine and his own impending DVDs (plus running Evil Angel), John has no new video release ready at this moment. To hold ass lovers over, Evil Angel is presenting two of John’s classic Buttman movies, “Buttman’s Double Adventure” and “Bend Over Brazilian Babes 2,” for the first time on DVD. They come together in a special double-disc collectively re-titled “Buttman’s Tropical Adventures.” The fun goes down in Hawaii and Brazil.

RELEASE DATES
11/5 Steve Holmes’ Graphic DP … from Buttman Magazine Choice
11/17 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 7 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
11/24 Buttman’s Tropical Adventures … DOUBLE-DVD, First Time On Disc!
2/8/2010 John Stagliano’s Live Gonzo

John Stagliano Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 6:
• Sophie Dee from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 3”
• Anita Blue in the upcoming “Buttman’s Stretch Class 4”
• Kristina Rose and Aurora Snow with Nicki Hunter in the upcoming “Live Gonzo”

Buttman Magazine Choice Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 6:
• Isabel Ice, Janet Alfano, Sandra Romain, Jada Fire, Marie Luv, Angelina Crow and Corina in Steve Holmes’ “Graphic DP”

Official Sites: www.Buttman.com; www.ButtmanMagazine.com; www.AssJazzDuro.com
VOD: www.EvilOnDemand.com
Don’t Miss: www.AssFetishZone.com

Because education is the key that unlocks life’s excitement, director John Stagliano brings to order “Buttman’s Stretch Class 3.” The new Buttman Magazine Choice video features proper English slut Sophie Dee, Floridian Kitty Bella and new Buttman favorite Kelly Divine.

The educator commented on the lessons his latest “Stretch Class” is imparting. “I am helping girls stretch themselves in all ways. Hamstrings, back, ass thrusts, asshole stretches, throat stretches, mind expansion. It is gonzo (video) of me relating to a girl and finding out what is sexy about her, and stretching that.” Fans will note the absence of male talent (besides the instructor). “With just me and the girl alone there is a different kind of relationship,” John explains. “There is no pressure of another person to be incorporated into the art. It is all about this girl, and her alone.”

Jazz Duro has been the most prolific BMC director, and he returns with another of his ass-centric exercises. “Cheek Freaks 8” delivers Jazz’ signatures — hot girls, high heels, tasty tease and in each scene, serious butt-fucking. The cast includes exotic, new girls Nikki Rio, Mayara Shelson, the aptly named Pamela Butt and gorgeous British stunner Nikki Jayne. Of Nikki’s session Jazz says, “This scene was shot just a while back, in Budapest. This is by far one of my favorite scenes I have shot and performed in.” For fans who demand hard-core nastiness, it is one of the last scenes she performed in before signing an exclusive contract with a company that specializes in softer glam-porn. Jazz calls Nikki, “a super sex machine. She oozes sexual energy. Nikki Jayne loves mind sex, and the scene tells a tale of just that. Those who understand mind sex will really have fun with it!”

Cruel Media brings more hungry ass in “Big Butt Attack 6.” CM producer Mike Chapman calls the movie, “a no-holes-barred big booty fest,” and “a backdoor man’s backstage pass.” One scene stars Adriana, whom Mike describes as, “the Energizer Fuck Bunny from Romania who just begs for cock like she’s a homeless hooker, and that’s what she gets.” Mike also lauds the performances of Kitty Sixx, Sandra Key, Ginger Devil and “the great Jasmine Rouge.” There’s anal sex in every scene.

RELEASE DATES
9/10 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 6 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
9/29 Jazz Duro’s Cheek Freaks 8 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
10/27 Buttman’s Stretch Class 3 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
11/5 Steve Holmes’ Graphic DP … from Buttman Magazine Choice
11/17 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 7 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
11/24 MeanBitch Productions’ Femdom Ass Worship 2 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
12/17 Buttman’s Stretch Class 4 … from Buttman Magazine Choice

John Stagliano Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 5:
• Kelly Dvine from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 3”
• Kitty Bella from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 3”

Buttman Magazine Choice Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 5:
• Nikki Jayne from Jazz Duro’s “Cheek Freaks 8”
• Kirra Lynn from BMC/Roman Video’s “Asses Of Face Destruction 7”

Official Sites: www.Buttman.com; www.ButtmanMagazine.com; www.AssJazzDuro.com
VOD: www.EvilOnDemand.com
Don’t Miss: www.AssFetishZone.com

On April 8, 2008, I was accused by the U.S. Justice Department of breaking U.S. obscenity law by sending two of my company’s movies, “Milk Nymphos” and “Storm Squirters 2,” to an FBI agent in Washington, D.C. The agent had gone on my company’s Website, www.EvilAngel.com, and determined that these movies were prosecutable under the obscenity statute in that community. At the moment we are all waiting for the judge to set a trial date, or to throw the case out based on motions my lawyers have made.

Then, out of the blue, the Justice Department recently filed this:

MOTION IN LIMINE TO PRECLUDE EVIDENCE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA v. JOHN STAGLIANO
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

Crim. No. 08-093 (RJL)

The U.S. requests the court to prevent defendants, their attorneys and their witnesses from using testimony, remarks, evidence, questions, arguments or other expression relating to matters referred to below. The government believes that such expression would be inadmissible in court, confusing or misleading to jurors and irreparably damaging to the government’s case.

FACTUAL BACKGROUND

Defendant Stagliano has appeared in numerous media outlets to assert his personal views on this prosecution since he was indicted and arraigned in this case. In the context of trial, defendant’s statements would be irrelevant, inflammatory and, in some instances, blatant misstatements of the law. For example, in several interviews conducted by reason.tv, defendant stated:

…the reason why I think this case is important is because it is another area where the government thinks they should be able to run our lives…

…that’s what the government wants to suppress. That, to me, is just rotten. Kick the [ ] bastards out, but that’s not going to happen because they are the ones who are controlling us…

…I didn’t know I was breaking the law… What law? Somebody’s going to interpret that I was breaking the law. That’s just really bad…

…Do you want to live in a kind of country where the government can just say I don’t like you, I don’t like your ideas and what you are doing and let’s just put you in jail…

Defendant also agreed with the interviewer that if convicted of the charged offenses he could “spend the rest of his life in jail.”

In another interview conducted by reason.tv, the defendant stated,

…DVD sales are going down rather rapidly right now, and people are consuming their pornography on the Internet. And the community standard of the Internet is very different.

When this Miller case came down in 1973, pornography, if it was going to be shown anywhere, was going to be shown in a theater. The theater was going to be in a public street where everybody could drive by the marquee and see that it’s there, and their children could see that it’s there. Everything had to be out in the open.

That’s a way different world than what we have today, where people consume pornography in the privacy of their own homes, just on their computers. It’s not in the public’s face at all when it’s there.

In that same interview, in response to the question, “Why do you think the prosecutions is coming now?,” he stated,

Maybe they wanted to do it quickly before the election so that they could throw a bone to the religious right and say, “See, we’re upholding what you want us to uphold, so vote for us; keep us in office.”

Finally, in an interview appearing in the Los Angeles Times on July 3, 2008, defendant stated,

Is the Times suggesting that enforcing obscenity laws will stop people from breaking other laws? Aren’t we already at the point where a government official can get you on some law somewhere if he doesn’t like you? Isn’t that what an obscenity really is? I have no idea when I’m breaking this law.

I’m amazed! The Justice Department is repeating some of my best lines. I’m glad the judge will get to hear them. But how could I get in trouble for just talking about my case?

The Justice Department then gives a legal analysis of why what I said could not possibly be heard by the jurors. The problem is that when I was saying these things I was not rehearsing my testimony at trial. I was challenging this law in a public forum. That is what democracy is. If the accused cannot say in public, or in a courtroom, that he thinks the law is bad, where can he say this?! After he is in jail? How stupid. Lawyers and judges treat me and the jury like children, for our own good of course.

Each of these above quotes is taken out of context. I’m fine with that for most of them, except the second one. What I said before that quote is relevant to Evil Angel customers. Here’s the entire quote:

“The real key here is, this is a way for the average guy alone at home to get off — or girl; I’ve known a lot of girls that are into stuff like this, especially the squirting stuff because that focuses on female orgasm, and so it’s a real prejudiced movie, I mean y’know, male orgasm’s all over porno movies; female orgasm is not… The thing is, pornography is the way for people with less money and less power to get off. If you’ve got lots of money, if you’ve got prestige, if you were a king or a nobleman a couple hundred years ago, or if today you’re like a high-priced lawyer or a congressman or a senator … or a governor of New York, you can afford call girls. You can get off. You can have your sexual desires satisfied, but if you’re a normal working guy, you can’t afford that. And this (porno) is what you get off on, and this is what your pleasure is, and that’s what the government wants to suppress. And that, to me, is just rotten. That’s just, you know, kick the motherf… ’scuse me, bastards out, but it’s not gonna happen, because they’re the ones who’re controlling us.”

Incredibly, the Justice Department is so paranoid that a jury member will hear this that they have filed this motion to shut me up. Apparently it is very important that jurors are not confused by the context of a law in society. They must approach this case as an exercise in logic. Did I violate the obscenity law or not? But please do not worry about any of the apparent vagaries or ill-defined terms in the law. You need to figure this out for yourself, without reference to the society we live in, or any experience or ideas you have about that society, other than whether or not you think your neighbors would go, “Yecch!” if they saw one of my indicted movies. Now is that most of their neighbors who would be disgusted, or every single one of them? There is, of course, no room for different lifestyles in this bizarrely created legal world.

Clocking in at well over five hours, the new “Buttman’s Oddyssey” provides fans of director John Stagliano with a double-DVD feast of lavishly lensed tease and adventurous sex. “This movie is scenes I picked up in my travels recently,” comments John. “The first disc is a scene I shot in Amsterdam and another in Berlin. Each is a crazy-long scene of fetish exploration framed by an erotic story. Sintia Stone is the Nordic blonde I was soon to cast in my ‘Fashionistas Berlin’ movie, and Isabel Ice is the kinky English girl I should have starred in the movie. Each devours rough sex, hard anal and throat fucking like no one I’ve ever shot.

“The second disc is two scenes shot primarily for the Internet. One for Kink.com’s ‘Men In Pain,’ which I did as a guest director, and the other is my first live feed scene for my Buttman.com site. Both are heavy on extreme ass fetish and rough sex. … (I)n the extras I include a 13-minute-long foot fetish that I separated out of the body of the movie, and a 12-minute-long S/M bondage segment from the Kink scene. Each is unique, but I kept the main movie with a focus on ass.

“I really enjoyed editing this movie myself. I feel I returned as Buttman, this time with the knowledge that I am not going to make money like I did in the past, but that I love doing this work, so that makes it worth it.”

A couple of new Buttman Magazine Choice releases continue popular, ass-oriented series. Of Cruel Media’s “Big Butt Attack 5,” producer Mike says, “We have Claudia Rossi from the Czech Republic. Now this Euro babe has one of the most cutting-edge asses I have ever seen, plus she has the sweet, innocent face of a virgin teenie bitch.” Roman Video director Romulus reveals that Flower Tucci and Kirra Lynn achieved orgasms via face-sitting in “Asses Of Face Destruction 7.” Flower gets herself off smothering a slave on a stairwell, “and she even squirts.” In another scene, Kirra “wiggles her ass to hypnotize the slave, shaking it right above his face, really putting him into a trance, then smothers him and rides his tongue.”

We’re excited about “Femdom Ass Worship,” the first BMC release from MeanBitch Productions’ owner/director Glenn King. “This video features lots of ass worship, face-sitting and foot worship. It has gorgeous women using men for their pleasure, while in complete sexual control,” remarks Glenn. “My favorite scene has Nicki Hunter and Rebeca Linares dominating a guy together.” In an office scenario they humiliate him like a bitch, and “he finds himself under the desk, licking the asses of both women.” Another scene shows Brooke Belle using her ex “as her personal ATM machine, but he can’t help but obey her while she sits on his face.”

RELEASE DATES
7/16 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 5 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
7/17 Buttman’s Oddyssey DOUBLE-DVD
7/30 MeanBitch Productions’ Femdom Ass Worship … from Buttman Magazine Choice
8/27 Roman Video’s Asses Of Face Destruction 7 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
9/10 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 6 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
9/29 Jazz Duro’s Cheek Freaks 8 … from Buttman Magazine Choice

John Stagliano Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 4:
Dana DeArmond and Flower Tucci from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 2”

Buttman Magazine Choice Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 4:
Brooke Belle from MeanBitch Productions’ “Femdom Ass Worship”

August from MeanBitch Productions’ “Femdom Ass Worship”

Official Sites: www.Buttman.com; www.ButtmanMagazine.com; www.AssJazzDuro.com
VOD: www.EvilOnDemand.com
Don’t Miss: www.AssFetishZone.com

Buttman’s Oddyssey is only the second Evil Angel Buttman movie to be released since 2005, so director John Stagliano is treating his fans to an extra long gonzo movie that is sure to bring them enough tease and sex over the course of 5 1/2 hours.

From John Stagliano about the movie:

“This movie is scenes I picked up in my travels recently. The first disc is a scene shot in Amsterdam and another in Berlin. Each is a crazy long scene of fetish exploration framed by an erotic story. Sintia Stone is the Nordic blond I was soon to cast in my Fashionistas Berlin movie, and Isabel Ice is the kinky English girl I should have starred in the movie. Each devours rough sex, hard anal and throat fucking like no one I’ve ever shot.

“The second disc is two scenes shot primarily for the internet. One for Kink.com’s Men in Pain, which I did as a guest director, and the other is my first live feed scene for my Buttman.com site. Both are heavy on extreme ass fetish and rough sex. The total time of this movie is five and a half hours with over an hour of extras. The movie is primarliy ass fetish, but in the extras I include a 13-minute long foot fetish that I separated out of the body of the movie, and a 12- minute long S/M bondage segment from the Kink scene. Each is unique but I kept the main movie with a focus on ass.

“I really enjoyed editing this movie myself. I feel I returned as Buttman, this time with the knowledge that I am not going to make money like I did in the past, but that I love doing this work, so that makes it worth it.”

Buttman’s Oddyssey will be available in stores and online on July 17. The trailer is available at evilangel.com.

John Stagliano has reviewed the Stephen Soderbergh movie The Girlfriend Experience for the Las Vegas Weekly.

The review starts:
The Girlfriend Experience has created lots of buzz in my business, mainly because it stars Sasha Grey, the just-turned-21 porn star known for her rough sex and stunning natural beauty. Academy award-winning director Steven Soderbergh has created a low budget art film that experiments with improvised dialogue, unknown actors, bad lighting and out of focus shots. The flaws are done on purpose for effect, and for the most part they work, but it is a movie that demands that you pay close attention. Even then, it’s easy to get confused.

For the complete review, click here.

Go to EvilAngel.com for a bio of Sasha and a complete list of her Evil Angel movies.

RELEASE DATES
5/14 Buttman’s Stretch Class 2 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
5/21 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 4 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
6/23 Roman Video’s Asses Of Face Destruction 6 … from Buttman Magazine Choice
7/14 MeanBitch Productions’ Femdom Ass Worship … from Buttman Magazine Choice
7/17 Buttman’s Oddyssey [Spelling Is Correct!] … from Evil Angel
7/21 Cruel Media’s Big Butt Attack 5 … from Buttman Magazine Choice

DVDs released with the Buttman Magazine Choice label, always handpicked by Buttman himself, present hot material that falls into various ass-obsessive niches (or cracks). Now from one of the kinky chasms in John’s own libido comes “Buttman’s Stretch Class 2.” The first release in this series was a big departure from classic Buttman or “Fashionistas” videos, and in “B’s SC2” he continues probing the psychological, sexual and physical flexibility of horny solo girls. What these “Stretch Classes” reveal, says John, “is that I have completely sold out my artistic desires to the unrestricted pursuit of what gets me off. Just for fun.” Have no fear — “B’s SC2” scenes starring voluptuous Velicity Von, delicious Kristina Rose and the intense Sasha Grey prove that John’s artistic and sexual desires remain inextricably intertwined. “There is not one type of girl I want in ‘Stretch Class’,” says John. “Of course a nice ass is a must, but I look for someone interesting. It is really important to me that the girl can relax and just talk to me, not perform. I view it as my job to get any girl to reveal herself comfortably to us … as well as be willing to sit on my face.”

Cruel Media producer Mike calls “Big Butt Attack 4,” new from BMC, “the master blaster of ass features because the only thing greater than a great ass is a great ass well fucked.” Sure enough. “What goes on in the mind of a true ass fanatic seems to spark my curiosity better than any other fetish,” comments Mike. “I’m always thinking how I can present that ass better than the last time.” Simony Diamond is among the inspiring starlets in the seven scenes of “BBA4.”

Among BMC’s best-loved lines is Roman Video’s “Asses Of Face Destruction,” and the new sixth volume is reason for face-sitting fans to take a deep breath. The movie features lush-cheeked Phoenix Marie, Olivia O’Lovely, Nikki Loren, Abbey Brooks and a true deity of butt worship, Flower Tucci. Says director Romulus, “I think Flower is naturally dominant and highly charged sexually. When she is smothering, you can just tell how much she enjoys using her ass to dominate and control the males. She sits full-weight and doesn’t worry about hurting the submissive. She stays on his face as long as she wants, until he practically passes out! I know, ’cuz it happened with me when we filmed!” Wait, there’s more. “The fact that she squirts (with) a real-life orgasm is proof that she is really enjoying the dominating and face-sitting.” Romulus considers that a special moment, perhaps the highlight of “AOFD6.” “Not many girls we’ve filmed have had real orgasms during the filming of a face-sitting video, but Flower has one every time.”

John Stagliano Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 3:
Velicity Von from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 2”
Kristina Rose from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 2”

John Stagliano Movie Photo Layouts In Buttman Magazine / www.ButtmanMagazineDigital.com Vol. 12, No. 2:
Sasha Grey from “Buttman’s Stretch Class 2”

Official Sites: www.Buttman.com; www.ButtmanMagazine.com; www.AssJazzDuro.com
VOD: www.JohnStaglianoDVD.com; www.JazzDuroXXX.com; www.ButtmanMagazineChoice.com
Don’t Miss: www.AssFetishZone.com

I am actually in a great position with my case.

The judge is sitting on a ruling on motions. He probably does not want this case in his courtroom, but doesn’t think he has precedent enough to throw it out. The current DOJ didn’t start this and probably will offer me a deal to get rid of it. Except maybe they already realize that I will never accept a deal.

I look forward to a circus trial in D.C. I’m going to line up the Storm Squirters (sexy girls in storm trooper outfits and squirt guns) across from the Milk Nymphos (girls dressed as milk maids armed with enema bottles filled with milk) in front of the courthouse during the trial. Their ensuing battle should make for great video, and PR. Or maybe the DOJ will just cave and drop the charges, which would be a big victory for adult content.

In any case, as long as this is pending the DOJ cannot bust me in any other area in America on obscenity charges because there is a ruling against multiple prosecutions happening at the same time against a pornographer. They tried to drain Phil Harvey of Adam and Eve by doing this back in the ’80s (or early ’90s?), and this tactic was ruled abusive by some court.

And as a bonus, as long as this drags on I get a celebrity boost that has helped me get attention for my ideas. I probably should send the DOJ a thank you note.