1. Statistics show that downloading porn illegally can make you go blind

2. You know that Trojan virus you got on your computer last week? That’s from downloading porn….don’t you feel stupid? Wait it gets better, you know that shop you had to take your computer to in order to fix it, as we speak they are looking at all of your porn and laughing at you.

3. Good Porn makes you feel younger, the more you masturbate, and the more you cum, the more you feel revitalized and refreshed. Which leads to other activities like eating right, exercising, and increased brain function….Which translates to Porn=Smart, Fit, Energized all for $20

4. Downloading porn is a crime. Take a good look in the mirror, do you look like a criminal? Can you imagine getting thrown up against a prison wall and getting raped….Don’t be that guy

5. Last but not least, an apocalypse could come and there could be some kind of nuclear fall out that wipes out all electricity…..wouldn’t it be nice to have some kind of magazine on hand? Masturbation relieves stress, and I imagine an apocalypse could be pretty stressful.

All in all, most of this may sound funny, but the bottom line is downloading porn is wrong. You’re taking money out of other peoples pockets. Your being a pick pocketer